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'Mourning' of attack,
Prefers children's company,
Bush! Man of Action!
Cheney wavers not,
"Nine-one-one and Iraq tied!"
Put up or shut up!
Bush demands justice,
"Get to the *bottom* of this!"
Scapegoats we'll find there
The report is out,
Nine-one-one no Iraq link,
Bush STILL spreads his lies!
Red Cross Hide 'n Seek,
Rumsfeld shuffles prisoner,
Who's the criminal?
G-8 disclaimer,
I *recall* that 'memo' not!
Cat's out of the 'bag'
'Torture Policy'
To Congress Ashcroft yields not,
"Up Yours rule of law!"
Muddled semantics,
Their 'memo' defines "torture"
"Is" was once the rage
Sudan genocide,
"Evil Doers" at their worst,
Shame they've no oil
Osama Outrage,
"Dead or Alive!" ancient news,
Attention span's nil
Defend our country?
Thousand days since nine-one-one,
Cops have been laid off!
George the uniter,
Partisan not, so he claimed,
One of many lies
Deliberate speech,
Gleeful are his handlers,
Three Cheers for morphine!
Cliff Note PDBs,
"Got no time to learn no facts,"
Ignorance is bliss
White House outted Plame,
Husband denied yellowcake,
Bush got a lawyer
Closed door policies,
F.E.R.C.'s ENRON's bitch,
Grandma Millie's screwed
Bush takes a tumble,
Bicycle built for a fool,
Stick to the Segway
Calls it a Crusade,
Way to piss the Arabs off,
History he knows not
'Turkey' with the troops,
Thanks them for their sacrifice,
As their gravy thins