Bush Haiku

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There just isn't enough Bush Haiku in the world. 
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'Mourning' of attack,
Prefers children's company,
Bush! Man of Action!


Cheney wavers not,
"Nine-one-one and Iraq tied!"
Put up or shut up!


Bush demands justice,
"Get to the *bottom* of this!"
Scapegoats we'll find there


The report is out,
Nine-one-one no Iraq link,
Bush STILL spreads his lies!


Red Cross Hide 'n Seek,
Rumsfeld shuffles prisoner,
Who's the criminal?


G-8 disclaimer,
I *recall* that 'memo' not!
Cat's out of the 'bag'


'Torture Policy' 
To Congress Ashcroft yields not, 
"Up Yours rule of law!"


Muddled semantics,
Their 'memo' defines "torture"
"Is" was once the rage


Sudan genocide,
"Evil Doers" at their worst,
Shame they've no oil


Osama Outrage,
"Dead or Alive!" ancient news,
Attention span's nil


Defend our country?
Thousand days since nine-one-one,
Cops have been laid off!


George the uniter, 
Partisan not, so he claimed, 
One of many lies 


Deliberate speech, 
Gleeful are his handlers, 
Three Cheers for morphine! 


Cliff Note PDBs, 
"Got no time to learn no facts," 
Ignorance is bliss 


White House outted Plame, 
Husband denied yellowcake, 
Bush got a lawyer 


Closed door policies, 
F.E.R.C.'s ENRON's bitch, 
Grandma Millie's screwed 


Bush takes a tumble, 
Bicycle built for a fool, 
Stick to the Segway 


Calls it a Crusade, 
Way to piss the Arabs off, 
History he knows not 


'Turkey' with the troops, 
Thanks them for their sacrifice, 
As their gravy thins

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